IM WATYCHGING GOOSEBUMPS AND THIS JISY HAPPENED AND IM LAGHING SO HARD THE DADS FACE
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion’s roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah
Tell me the truth like fuck. Your lies are so fucking annoying.
I WAS CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD AND SOME MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OH I GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE MOTHERFUCKER WAVED BACK
I. Love. YOU. I’ve loved you since I met you, I’m fucking crazy about you.. & you don’t care. That’s cool.