“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
*checks if acne is still there*
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.