The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen
Loved her in this movie
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
THIS ANGERS ME IN SO MANY WAYS
The season of leg shaving is upon us.
"I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own."
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.
Rock on, Gracie Lou.
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
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"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.