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unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm."

- Anita Krizzan  (via perfect)

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

"But we both know how it goes—I say I want you inside me and you hold
my head underwater, I say I want you inside me and you split me open
with a knife
"

- Wishbone, Richard Siken (via ladymacmeth)
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal