*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
when the person you hate tries to talk to you
"She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it."
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
Oh ok sorry
i saw this on the lighthouse
It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
Yellow is my favorite