i think puberty works only for guys
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.
Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.
"why did you post that"
- Me: oh thats cute
- *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.
mt etna is my bro
In preparation for 420calypse
blaze it nature
It looks like a giant jellyfish